Pope Ridiculously Conservative CCXXV

Just to jump on the media circus that is the roman catholic church - at least when a pope dies - it is nice to see the cardinals thinking about the future. Electing a hardline conservative (even for a catholic priest), no debate-follow the doctrine German bloke as the new pope really dies signal their willingness to return to the dark ages. Who knows, maybe soon will be able to buy indulgences again, ensuring we can all pay our way into heaven.